Balderdash!!

On Friday, I had the fun of playing 'Balderdash' with some family. I believe I can speak for all of us in saying it was awesome. I tried to pick up all the cards, but I might have missed some. And a few of those didn't have names, so sorry if the credit is left blank for something you said.

Balderdash

Yeevil (Jess as Dasher)

- A very small weevil that infests someone’s flour. - Jacki

- A festival of the rainforest in Congo. – E

- A gelatinous mass in flux. – Jeffer

- The hole on a sewing needle through which thread is threaded. – Dallin

- To accuse someone of being ‘evil.’ - Me

- A small insect that resembles a flying ant. - Jami

· Zyzzyva (Me as Dasher)

- Zylophone, (Not sure if that error was supposed to be there or not!) Yoda, zig, zag, Yoda, Virginia. – Benj (Go figure!!)

- The stripe of a zebra. – Emmy

- Wooden beaded necklace passed down through some ancient African tribes. – Dallin

- A small African tribe. – Jami

- An oblong polyp found on the epididymis. – Jeffer

- A literary term to express over-coming writer’s block. – Jess

- An old Latin dance from the year 1948. - Jacki

· Six Lessons from Madam La Zonga (Dallin as Dasher)

- A young girl learns the art of the tango. – Emmy

- The story of a woman’s journey from the lonely streets to a ‘higher’ occupation. - Jess

- The life exposition of an Iranian tart. – Jeffer

- Born and raised in the ancient La Zonga rain forest outside Peru, a woman teaches 27 tribes of the jungle how to make a 27 mile long lasagna. – Benj

- A very unhappy man suffering from a breakup visits a psychic for advice. – Jami

- A mean old lady teaches piano. – Jacki

- An old movie featuring the witch Madam La Zonga as she instructs teens in the art of cannibalism. - Me

· In Moab, UT women are forbidden to wear … (Jami as Dasher)

- Open-toed sandals with textured panty hose.

- Snakeskin boots/handbags.

- Buns in their hair.

- Costumes that resemble Moroni. – Me (Lame, I know. Haha)

- Woolen socks as bikini tops. – Emmy (Which, if some of us will remember, was actually said as 'Wooden socks!')

- A crucifix with a black shirt. – Jessi

- Roller-skates, because during the 1970s, (The roller-skating craze,) a young girl wore roller-skates and a blindfold while skating on Delicate Arch. - Benj

· Delivery Boys (Jeffer as Dasher)

- In short, a rip-off of the musical ‘Newsies,’ which had a reception of tomato stains for weeks. – Me

- The low-budget prequel to the Boyz in the Hood – directed by an ex-pizza delivery boy. The boyz end up holding up a Little Caesars for the 5.00 pizza. – Ben

- A boy and his uncle share a newspaper route in Brooklyn. – Emmy

- Two pizza deliverers plotting to kill their mothers. – Jacki

- A frantic, 48 hours chase of an inappropriate package sent to a delivery boy’s girlfriend. – Dallin

- A group of young boys join up with the mob after witnessing a murder on their paper route.

- An action thriller based on the drug trade in 1960s Los Angeles.

· B.H.P.H. (Jacki as Dasher)

Before I say the rest, here's a tribute to my grandmother: 'Billie Hunt Physician!'

- Bi – Hydrogen, Bi – Hydration.

- Benzene Hydride, Phosphate Hydride. – Emmy

- Bright halogen permeating heat. – Jessi

- Butt Head, Poop Head. – Jeffer

- Beverly Hording’s Principle’s Handbook. – Dallin

- By him, possibly her. – Jami

- Bountiful Heights Police Headquarters. – Me

- Bodacious Hour, Pleasant Hamburger. - Benj

· B.A.B.S. (Emmy as Dasher)

- Birth after baby shower. – Dallin

- Bi-curious association to (For?) barbequed squid. - Benj

- Big and bright stars. – Jami

- Bartholomew and Brothers Smokehouse. – Jeffer

- Baptist Academy – Biblical Society. – Jessi

- Boston Annual Battle of Socks. – Me

- Bi-atrial bypass surgery. – Jacki

Just thought I'd share, since those were all so hilarious!! :)